The Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ Are

i'm all for innovation and interestingness, but please, kill me now...

Warren Ellis picked up a story about a new ad campaign that beams voice ads directly into your head:

" New Yorker Alison Wilson was walking down Prince Street in SoHo last week when she heard a woman’s voice right in her ear asking, “Who’s there? Who’s there?” She looked around to find no one in her immediate surroundings. Then the voice said, “It’s not your imagination.”

That’s right — some bunch of fuckheads have invented street ads that beam their vocal pitch right into your goddamn head:

The billboard uses technology manufactured by Holosonic that transmits an “audio spotlight” from a rooftop speaker so that the sound is contained within your cranium. "

reminds me of Minority Report, and not in a good way either.